Ski Bum by Colin Clancy

Author:Colin Clancy [Clancy, Colin]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Ski Boarding
Publisher: Van Velzer Press
Published: 2022-10-22T00:00:00+00:00

CHAPTER SIXTEEN

The rain muddied the sidewalks and my damp flip-flops squeaked as I walked, kicking specks of mud onto the backs of my calves. With the rain, it seemed everyone else had taken a lunch break as well. Soon the celebration was back in full force and crazier than ever, the crowd so thick we had to turn sideways to meander our way through it like a college basement house party that went on for blocks and blocks. Beer splashed from cups and spilled from the balconies above so that soon we were soaked in it. The rain had done nothing to diminish people’s spirits.

Bill stopped to catch some beads that an elderly white-haired woman threw from a balcony willy-nilly into the crowd. She must have been 90 and struggled with each toss but seemed to be loving it. Bill took his shirt off and danced. The lady cackled with laughter at this and threw down beads by the fistful.

From the next balcony over, middle-aged men threw bigger, fancier beads, multicolored ones with blinking lights. Without hesitation, Kylie ran underneath them and pulled up her shirt and bra so her gorgeous breasts flopped out. She shook them around and squeezed them together like a burlesque dancer and let out a squeal of laughter. I looked at her beautiful pink nipples and felt a jolt of electric desire. The beads rained down on Kylie and she ate that shit up—as happy it seemed as I’d ever seen her.

Then I looked at Muppet who gaped at Kylie with his mouth open, and at the middle-aged ex-frat guys up on the balcony hooting and hollering and ogling her as well. I felt a sick punch of jealousy that I knew was undeserved. We were at fucking Mardi Gras after all.

I took a healthy swig of daiquiri to drown out the feeling. It worked for a while and I let myself enjoy looking at all the other breasts around me of all shapes and sizes and colors. And I enjoyed seeing Kylie’s the most, watching her wild and free, seeing her tits bouncing merrily and knowing that I was the only guy in Louisiana who could get away with pressing my face between them and flapping my lips like a motorboat. So that’s what I did, and she giggled with pleasure.

Muppet bought rounds of drinks faster than anyone could finish them, so we were all double fisting. He pulled me up to a bar cart and ordered six shots—two each of tequila, rum, and whiskey—which we took all in a row without even pausing to breathe in between. I let out a holler after the burn of all that liquor.

“Jesus!” he yelled. “Jesus Christ!” He slapped me on the back and howled at the sky. I howled with him. “God damn, I’m going to go crazy today,” he said.

I was good to romp now, the jumpstart of the shots pushing me instantly from a happy buzz into a good ol’ boot-stomping drunk.

I grabbed Kylie

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